Total Medals Earned: 4,690 (From 720 different games.) Total Medal Score: 80,615 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/75 points)
Die More Then 100 Times
Complete the first level .
Complete All Levels !
Die More Then 50 Times .
Complete The Game With Less Then 70 Deaths
Medals Earned: 9/16 (80/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Defeat one of every enemy type
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 4/12 (45/495 points)
Complete first 9 holes
Hole in one
Complete all 18 holes
The full 10,000 points on one hole
Collect all the rainbow gems
Complete a full game 8 times
Get an Albatross on every hole
The full 10,000 points on 9 holes
Complete a full game in under 3 minutes
Complete a full game 20 times
Perfect 10,000 points on every hole
Complete a full game 50 times
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Win the pun
Dark Side
Win the Pun
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Defeat the Best Fighter
Medals Earned: 13/20 (120/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Leave your home.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.